Do The Numbers.
- Number of junk emails received since Friday the 8th: 1,557
- Number of days without our luggage (and toothbrushes, shampoo, deodorant, etc.): 2
- Number of days without being woken to the sound of waves crashing on the beach: 2
- Number of times I wanted the cabana lady to bring me a fresh alcoholic beverage since returning: 17
- Number of LOST episodes viewed since we returned: 4
- Number of tasty Maryland crabs consumed yesterday while watching LOST: 6
- Average Curacao temperature today: 88° (heat index 102°)
- Average Baltimore temperature today: 90°
- Average Curacao water temperature: 82°
- Number of pictures taken in Curacao: 228 (an all-time low record)