Everybody Panic and Freak Out.

We’re not getting our usual milk delivery on Wednesday, what with the Second Horseman of the Apocalypse about to bear down on us (there was no mail service today and I can’t even find the milkbox on the front porch), so we felt it would be prudent to stock up on some before the snow starts flying again. Luckily, there were a few half-gallons of organic left at the bottom of the racks, so all is well. Everybody seemed to be in pretty good spirits while I was there, too.

The weather up there looks INSANE. Are you going to work? If not, are y’all completely bored and stir-crazy yet?

I’m staying home today, not because I doubt my own driving skills, but because I doubt the skills of the rest of Greater Baltimore Metropolitan Area. That, and the fact that the snow will fly at approximately noon.

Since we don’t get snow, the driving issue has a slightly different incarnation here: some people believe they possess the skills to drive when the roads are covered with ice. himself could not drive on ice, people: STAY THE EFF HOME.

Aww hell – I put part of my comment in brackets so the HTML-assuming bastards dropped it:

“(famous racecar driver) himself could not drive on ice, people: STAY THE EFF HOME.”

We had a brief flurry at 11:30, and then it stopped.

I suppose you will swat me if I say that I actually *want* a storm at least once this year so I have a reason to stay home, won’t you? This whole thing is just wrong on so many levels…