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	<title>idiot king &#187; shortlinks</title>
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		<title>Behaviour Guide</title>
		<link>http://www.idiotking.org/archives/2012/02/behaviour-guide/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>idiotking</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Behaviour Guide I wish there was a better way to link images from a weblog. Hmm.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/16904865454/behaviour-guide">Behaviour Guide</a></p>
<p>I wish there was a better way to link images from a weblog. Hmm.</p>
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		<title>I FOUND ICE CUBES &#8216;GOOD DAY&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.idiotking.org/archives/2012/01/i-found-ice-cubes-good-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 03:20:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>idiotking</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found Ice Cube&#8217;s &#8220;Good Day.&#8221;.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://murkavenue.tumblr.com/post/16553509655/i-found-ice-cubes-good-day'>I found Ice Cube&#8217;s &#8220;Good Day.&#8221;</a>.</p>
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		<title>McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Monologue: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.</title>
		<link>http://www.idiotking.org/archives/2012/01/mcsweeneys-internet-tendency-monologue-im-comic-sans-asshole/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 23:05:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>idiotking</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.idiotking.org/?p=5801</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Monologue: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole. Need to soften the blow of a harsh message about restroom etiquette? SLAM. There I am. Need to spice up the directions to your graduation party? WHAM. There again. Need to convey your fun-loving, approachable nature on your business’ website? SMACK. Like daffodils in motherfucking spring.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-comic-sans-asshole">Monologue: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.</a></p>
<blockquote><p>Need to soften the blow of a harsh message about restroom etiquette? <span class="caps">SLAM</span>. There I am. Need to spice up the directions to your graduation party? <span class="caps">WHAM</span>. There again. Need to convey your fun-loving, approachable nature on your business’ website? <span class="caps">SMACK</span>. Like daffodils in motherfucking spring.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>SOPA Blackout Plugin</title>
		<link>http://www.idiotking.org/archives/2012/01/sopa-blackout-plugin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 20:55:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>idiotking</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[housekeeping]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hmm. I think I might install this and use it on Wednesday (when other, larger and well-know sites will be down in protest): SOPA Blackout Plugin.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmm. I think I might install this and use it on Wednesday (when other, larger and well-know sites will be down in protest): <a href='https://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/sopa-blackout-plugin/'>SOPA Blackout Plugin</a>.</p>
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		<title>Moonrise Kingdom</title>
		<link>http://www.idiotking.org/archives/2012/01/moonrise-kingdom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 04:02:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>idiotking</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wes Anderson&#8217;s new movie is called Moonrise Kingdom, and it looks great.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wes Anderson&#8217;s new movie is called <a href="http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/focus_features/moonrisekingdom/">Moonrise Kingdom</a>, and it looks great.</p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Be Afraid Of The Art Of Noise</title>
		<link>http://www.idiotking.org/archives/2012/01/dont-be-afraid-of-the-art-of-noise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 17:49:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>idiotking</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[User Hippybear put together an exhaustive, and I mean exhaustive history of the Art of Noise on Metafilter, full of links and info: Don&#8217;t Be Afraid Of The Art Of Noise.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>User Hippybear put together an exhaustive, and I mean <em>exhaustive</em> history of the Art of Noise on Metafilter, full of links and info: <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/111493/Dont-Be-Afraid-Of-The-Art-Of-Noise">Don&#8217;t Be Afraid Of The Art Of Noise.</a></p>
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		<title>Can Montana get away with defying the Supreme Court? &#8211; Slate Magazine</title>
		<link>http://www.idiotking.org/archives/2012/01/can-montana-get-away-with-defying-the-supreme-court-slate-magazine/</link>
		<comments>http://www.idiotking.org/archives/2012/01/can-montana-get-away-with-defying-the-supreme-court-slate-magazine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 02:34:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>idiotking</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[File this under Right On: Can Montana get away with defying the Supreme Court? “Human beings are persons, and it is an affront to the inviolable dignity of our species that courts have created a legal fiction which forces people—human beings—to share fundamental, natural rights with soulless creatures of government.&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>File this under Right On: <a href="http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2012/01/montana_supreme_court_citizens_united_can_montana_get_away_with_defying_the_supreme_court_.html">Can Montana get away with defying the Supreme Court?</a></p>
<blockquote><p>“Human beings are persons, and it is an affront to the inviolable dignity of our species that courts have created a legal fiction which forces people—human beings—to share fundamental, natural rights with soulless creatures of government.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Santorum targets blacks in entitlement reform &#8211; Political Hotsheet &#8211; CBS News</title>
		<link>http://www.idiotking.org/archives/2012/01/santorum-targets-blacks-in-entitlement-reform-political-hotsheet-cbs-news/</link>
		<comments>http://www.idiotking.org/archives/2012/01/santorum-targets-blacks-in-entitlement-reform-political-hotsheet-cbs-news/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 03:45:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>idiotking</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Douchebagsayswhat? Republican presidential hopeful Rick Santorum singled out blacks as being recipients of assistance through federal benefit programs, telling a mostly-white audience he doesn&#8217;t want to &#8220;make black people&#8217;s lives better by giving them somebody else&#8217;s money.&#8221; CBS News found that of the people on food stamps in Iowa, only nine percent are black &#8212; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57350990-503544/santorum-targets-blacks-in-entitlement-reform/?tag=stack">Douchebagsayswhat</a>?</p>
<blockquote><p>Republican presidential hopeful Rick Santorum singled out blacks as being recipients of assistance through federal benefit programs, telling a mostly-white audience he doesn&#8217;t want to &#8220;make black people&#8217;s lives better by giving them somebody else&#8217;s money.&#8221;</p>
<p>CBS News found that of the people on food stamps in Iowa, only nine percent are black &#8212; and 84 percent are white.</p></blockquote>
<p>Seriously, this asshat is <em>gaining</em> in the polls.</p>
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		<title>The Dumbest Idea In The World: Maximizing Shareholder Value</title>
		<link>http://www.idiotking.org/archives/2011/12/the-dumbest-idea-in-the-world-maximizing-shareholder-value/</link>
		<comments>http://www.idiotking.org/archives/2011/12/the-dumbest-idea-in-the-world-maximizing-shareholder-value/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 04:22:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>idiotking</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a fantastic article about some core problems with our current flavor of capitalism, along with a few ideas on how to fix them: The Dumbest Idea In The World: Maximizing Shareholder Value.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s a fantastic article about some core problems with our current flavor of capitalism, along with a few ideas on how to fix them:<a href="http://www.forbes.com/sites/stevedenning/2011/11/28/maximizing-shareholder-value-the-dumbest-idea-in-the-world/"> The Dumbest Idea In The World: Maximizing Shareholder Value</a>.</p>
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		<title>Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas</title>
		<link>http://www.idiotking.org/archives/2011/12/emmet-otter%e2%80%99s-jug-band-christmas/</link>
		<comments>http://www.idiotking.org/archives/2011/12/emmet-otter%e2%80%99s-jug-band-christmas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 02:03:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>idiotking</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a great remembrance and primer on a holiday classic I doubt few people outside of my narrow age range would remember: Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s a great remembrance and primer on a holiday classic I doubt few people outside of my narrow age range would remember: <a href="http://www.avclub.com/articles/emmet-otters-jugband-christmas,66889/?utm_medium=RSS&amp;utm_campaign=feeds&amp;utm_source=avclub_rss_daily">Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas.<br />
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